Here are 3 Red, White, and Smooth pickup lines for your Fourth:
1. I'd start a revolution for your number.
2. Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.
3. Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?
- 100% Made in America
- Cotton jersey crew neck tee
- Unisex fit
Courtland is 5'11, 190lbs in a size large.
Chlo is 5'4, 130lbs, in a size extra small (tied up).
Preston is 5'10, 170lbs in a size medium.
Q is 5'8, 175lbs in a size medium (tied up)